TF2 War Paint Collection
Teufort Collection
Small-town civic Americana, from the mayor’s office to the rocket-scarred rooftops.
- 15 weapons
- 4 grades
- Civilian → Commando ladder
- 5 wear tiers each
Theme & concept
The Teufort Collection wears its setting on its sleeve. Read the roster top to bottom and you are walking through a TF2 town: the War Room Minigun and Bovine Blazemaker Flame Thrower up top, then civil-service fixtures like the Civil Servant Medi Gun, the Mayor Revolver, the Local Hero Pistol and the Civic Duty Shotgun filling out the base. The Smalltown Bringdown Rocket Launcher and Citizen Pain Minigun close the loop — this is the war paint set about the place the whole game is fought over.
Because the names lean civic and rural rather than flashy, the collection reads as grounded and characterful rather than loud. That is part of its identity: it is one of the sets players reach for when they want a paint that looks lived-in instead of neon.
How the set is built
Teufort is a fifteen-weapon set built on the four-rung Civilian → Commando ladder. The two Commando-grade chase pieces are the Bovine Blazemaker Flame Thrower and the War Room Minigun; below them sit three Mercenary-grade and four Freelance-grade weapons, with the largest block — six items — at Civilian grade.
That shape matters: most of what comes out of this set is Civilian or Freelance, so the Commando pair are genuinely the scarce end of the pool rather than just "the nicest looking".
Grade distribution
Decorated grades run, rarest to most common: Elite, Assassin, Commando, Mercenary, Freelance, Civilian. Here is how this set's 15 weapons split across the grades it actually contains.
- Commando 2
- Mercenary 3
- Freelance 4
- Civilian 6
The full roster
Every weapon below ships in all five wear tiers (Factory New, Minimal Wear, Field-Tested, Well-Worn, Battle Scarred). Names link to the live catalog page for that item.
Freelance
What drives value in this set
Teufort’s price ladder is bottom-heavy, and that shapes what is worth chasing: six of its fifteen weapons sit at Civilian grade while only the Bovine Blazemaker Flame Thrower and War Room Minigun reach Commando. That wide base-to-top gap means the two Commando pieces carry most of the scarcity premium the set has to offer — more than condition alone does. Within a given item a Factory New copy still leads, and a Strange version that counts kills or a clean unusual-effect listing outranks the plain Decorated one.
There is also a quieter factor unique to war paints: the design is mapped onto each weapon’s UV, so two Factory New copies of the same Teufort piece can frame the artwork differently, and the better-centred roll tends to ask a little more.
Want the mechanics in full? See grades & rarity explained and wear levels explained.
How the pieces relate
Teufort belongs to the Civilian → Commando family alongside Craftsmann, Gentlemanne’s and Harvest — sets that top out at Commando rather than running all the way to Elite. If you like Teufort’s grounded look, those three are its closest structural cousins on this site.